elizabethlaney

We swear we’ve read that on a list of pool rules before.  Or maybe it’s so obvious that no one ever thought to tell Simpson Jr. that fedoras do not belong in the water.  To clear up any further confusion, we’ve comprised a list of permissible times to wear the Fedora:

1.  When all your hair falls out.

2.  When you are Indiana Jones.

3.  When you are playing Nicely Nicely in Guys and Dolls.

We hope this helps!